Friday, June 4, 2010

Plan Your Conquest of the World


Remember when you first came to law school? You had big plans. You were going to get straight As, get a job at a big firm, make partner, and maybe even meet that special someone. Instead, your grades were mediocre (at best), you're swimming in debt, your job prospects are not great, and you are alone.

Why not fail to achieve goals of truly epic proportions? We all want to be a beloved world conqueror. Now is your chance to lay the groundwork.

The interwebs provide nearly everything you need. You can research politics, learn about the capabilities of future enemies, and map out campaigns. You can even practice diplomacy.

Do your classmates think you would make a poor world dictator? Convince them otherwise. And remember, you are a lawyer; if you are not the leader, you will be one of the first people with your back against the wall when the revolution comes.

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