Swear at Facebook

We all know that most law students are addicted to Facebook. There are three reasons for this. First, law school classes were incredibly boring, and we all needed something to do. Second, law students are boring, terrible people. It is much easier to deal with your law school "friends" if you don't have to see them or deal with them in real time. Third, law school is a return to middle school. You have lockers, classmates, cliques, a rumor mill, etc. Kids these days use Facebook, so law students have to copy them.

Unfortunately, Facebook is an unwieldy behemoth (to use Sideshow Bob's term). It is slow, unreliable, and prone to crashing. Use this to your advantage. Let's say you need to Hansen someone (tag them in a picture of animals, weird statues, or other stupid or ugly thing). You already know that Facebook is going to crash when you try to upload pictures. And you already want to swear at the old guy in the Barbri video telling you to "find at least one legal issue" in a paragraph. Multitask, and swear at both Facebook and the old guy. Multitasking is efficient.