Watch Any Given Sunday

I once learned that "Any given Sunday, anything can happen." And it's true. I remember a particular Sunday where the following glory took place:



Oh, that was beautiful. And well deserved.

Well, I'm hearing all over the world that it's football season again. That means it's time for the Giants and Jets to unveil their new stadium. For players to put on the pads and run into each other. It's time for a fantasy draft and a weekly order of beer and wings. Mmm.

Wait -- what? The football season doesn't kick off until September 9? Then why is everyone talking about football? OOOHHHH --

SOCCER! 

I know soccer. It's time for the world cup? That's fun. Watch it during class, here.  Evidently they even have picture in picture.  Which you clearly couldn't do before by opening up two windows.  It's more entertaining than contracts. You might even see this:



That, my friends, was the tort of battery. No consent there.

Kickoff starts at 10 ET.