Disseminate Communist Propaganda

Sorry for the long absence. I've been so busy studying that I just didn't have time to be a part of our creative team for the past few days. And many thanks to The Breacher for his most recent post. Some of our classmates can look forward to a good icing tomorrow. Don't forget to bring your ice blocker!

While our posts have certainly run the gambit so far, there hasn't been much of an effort to make a positive change in any of our communities. This is particularly important to some of the future lawyers taking your BARBRI class - Megan's Law wasn't passed "just in case."

If history taught us anything, it's that the only reason Communism failed was because of a lack of decipherable propaganda posters. With the advent of the Web 2.0 (now with extra bacon and more online hookers), it's your responsibility to bring a once-successful form of good-time government back to the county nearest you!

Here's one way to start:

1) Find an internet forum frequented by intelligent, well-connected people whose opinions are grounded reality, fact, and carefully crafted online postings.

2) Join the forum.

3) Read long enough to figure out who the most respected member of the online community is.

4) Trace their IP address. Break into the house while they're sleeping. Watch them sleep. Go home.

5) Go back on the online forum and make a comment about the decoration of their bedroom.

6) Repeat for the next forum.

On a second reading, this sounds more like what I do every weekend* than how to prop up failing Communist regimes. Either way, knock yourself out.**

*every other weekend

**Don't do any of this.