Q: What do you call a fish without any eyes?
A: Fsh
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No-eye deer.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's in the water?
A: Bob.
Q: And if he's in front of your door?
A: Matt.
Q: And if he's hung on your wall?
A: Art.
A: Silly man, you need arms and legs to be hung on a cross.
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And if he's in a pile of leaves....Russell
ReplyDeleteAnd if he's on the barbecue grill, Frank.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on the grill?
Patty.
And if he and his brother are hanging from a window? Kurt and Rod
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