Make Tasteful Jokes

Thanks to the New York Times and many other wonderful organizations, you can easily learn how to waterboard. Not only can you learn how to waterboard, you can learn how the physicians who oversaw the waterboarding determined the medical limits of waterboarding and other militant techniques.

Of course, this information is not available so that you can actually waterboard someone - it's available to inform tasteful jokes made by career politicians, conservative entertainers, and now you!

When you run out of tasteful waterboarding jokes, don't stress! There are still plenty of laughs to be had over water and wildlife being overrun by deadly contaminants!