Dirty Legal Terms

The legal field uses a lot of annoying terms. These are meant to confuse those who are not part of the legal field, so they cannot handle any legal issues without hiring one of us. Some of these can be turned into dirty terms. A good example of this is "Nail and Mail". This is a way to correctly serve process (see, lots of annoying terms). Another possible meaning: a way to notify a one-night stand that you do not want to have any further contact with he, she, or it.

You can also create legal terms that have a double meaning. This works best when the second meaning is blatantly sexual, insulting to a classmate, or both. Let's take another example involving serving process. Apparently, you can "serve notice" on an infant by giving written notice to the infant's adult spouse. If you have a classmate like Milhouse, who has some tendencies toward pedophilia, you can call this the "[Milhouse] service option".