Monday, June 14, 2010

Tell Fyummy Jokes

Two mushrooms were dating.  The girl mushroom had enough.  She broke up with the boy mushroom.  The boy mushroom says, "What's wrong with me, I'm a fun guy!"

There's a family of tomatoes walking up a hill.  The youngest tomato starts to fall behind.  The mommy tomato gets very, very upset.  So she goes back, steps on the baby tomato, and says "Catch up!"

Q: What did one hot dog say to the other mushroom hot dog?
A: Hi Frank!
[Edit: Thanks anonymous commentator for noting that it would be silly to call a mushroom Frank.]

Two muffins were in the oven.  One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here.  I can't believe how miserable this is.  And the worst thing?  Once we're done, they're going to take us out and eat us."  The other muffin looks over and say, "Holy shit!?  A talking muffin!!"

Knock knock.  Who's there?  Banana.  Banana who?  Knock knock.  Who's there?  Banana.  Banana who?  Knock knock.  Who's there?  Banana.  Banana who?  Knock knock.  Who's there?  Banana.  Banana who?  Knock knock.  Who's there?  Banana.  Banana who?  Knock knock.  Who's there?  Orange.  Orange who?  Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Got more?  I'll put 'em up with pictures.

1 comment:

  1. one hot dog talks to the other hot dog...not the mushroom! If you are going to tell the stupid jokes at least get it right!!! :)

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