Distract Your Classmates

Remember undergrad when everyone could get As?  Or at least B+s?  Those days were fun, huh?

Well those days ended three years ago when you quit your job (or graduated undergrad) and embarked on this silly journey called law school.  For these last three years, to do well, someone else had to do worse.  Isn't that a better reflection of life in general?  Maybe only for lawyers.  Gotta love the adversarial system.

The bar also appears to be on some sort of a curve.  That means to do well, someone else has to fail.  The good news, at least, is that you're not going to be the only one failing (or that I'm not going to be the only one failing.)

So how can you distract your classmates?  Start by sending them this link.  It will keep them occupied for hours.  You can effectively kill an entire BarBri class with this stupidity. 

Of course you can always spike their drinks, leave thumbtacks on their chairs, put kick me signs on their backs, or play "music" really loudly while everyone comes into the classroom.  And if you're going to do any of these things to me, please give me a heads up at least.  And if you do it to someone else, let us know too.