Thursday, June 10, 2010

Sober Up

Too much to drink last night?  No worries - you can still make it to BarBri class in the morning.  C'mon.  Half the room is hung over.  Another half already started drinking for tonight.  I still think there's a quarter left - the gunners.

So let's say your alarm goes off twenty minutes before class.  What are you going to do to get here on time?

First, go back in time and drink a little more water last night.  That should help.

Second, go to bed earlier.

Third, stick the newspaper down your throat and evacuate the leftover alcohol

Fourth, greasy eggs and toast.  Mmmm.

Fifth, do exercise - like martial arts - or go for a run.

Sixth, go to class or back to bed.  It's a lost cause anyway.

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