Hone Your Skills

If you've learned anything over the last three years in law school, it wasn't contracts, constitutional law, criminal law, or even obscure Latin phrases (remember when you couldn't pronounce prima facie?) - it was how to drink.  And how to drink a lot.

Now it's time to hone your knives skills for how to drink creatively.  Here are some options:

(Missing-In-Action)-Milhouse already brought us an update on eyeballing.  That's when you don't so much drink the vodka as put it up to your eye and disinfect your iris.  Maybe we haven't heard from Milhouse in a while because he's eyeless?  Or is it ballless?  Look at that - three ls in a row. 

Today we have another update in the annals of creative drinking. 

"Ice Me!" 

Evidently this is the new way to throw down the gauntlet to make friends, colleagues, classmates, LLMs, and young children drink girlie beverages - especially Smirnoff Ice.  The challenger gives the victim/drinker a twenty-four ounce bottle of Smirnoff Ice, and states, "You've been iced."  The hapless drinker then gets on one knee and chug-a-lugs the Smirnoff Ice.  Don't like Smirnoff Ice?  You must have at least a no-thank-you sip.  That's a house rule.  Undoubtedly, the pictures of your epic downing will be on facebook within minutes.  Finish the bottle?  You're a hero.  Spew within five minutes?  You're a fallen hero.

Put your tail between your legs and go on to ice again another day.