So what would I name my town? Well, I'd start with "Stuff To Do, BarBri." But that's not creative. I wonder if I could name my town like I would discover my porn star name. Which would make it my first pet's name and the street I was born on? Blackie Hicks. Not bad. Blackie Hicks, New Zealand. I could live with that. Leave other ideas in the comments.
Whakapapa, New Zealand - where "wh" is pronounced "f"
Fucking, Austria
Disappointment, Kentucky
Shitterton, Dorset, England
Horneytown, North Carolina
Middelfart, Denmark
Toad Suck, Arkansas
Hell, Michigan
Hookersville, West Virginia
Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington
Cockup, Cumbria, England
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Wetwang, Yorkshire, England
Gravesend, Kent, England
Thong, Kent, England
Titty Hill, Sussex, England
Looneyville, Texas
Muff, Ireland
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand
Twatt, Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland
Cockburn, Western Australia
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Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand ... really?? who comes up with these names and what were they on when they did so? that's hilarious! ... thanks for the amusement back to FL Trusts
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately using the porn star name method means my town would be called Pooh Brown. Still a better name for a town than for a porn star I suppose...? >shudder<
ReplyDeleteThere is a London suburb named Cockfosters. It is the last stop on one of the tube lines, so the lady in the recording says: "This is the Piccadilly Line (seriously) to...Cockfosters." I couldn't stop laughing. All the Brits hated me.
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