Make Children Cry

1) Critique their creative projects to lower their self-esteem. This method is process-oriented and requires patience and years of letting the child know he or she will never be good enough.

Example from Build Blog's post on Couch Cushion Architecture:

"Good God gentlemen, you’re a mess! You need walls, you need a roof. Get to work man! Grade: F"


2) Steal their candy. This method will yield more immediate results, but may result in weight gain.


That baby has to much f$@#ing candy, if you ask me.