Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Become an Expert at Building Paper Fighter Planes

One day something bad could happen to you. Your spouse could "accidentally" poison your orange juice with some obscure chemical that would fail to show up in a toxic screening test and go unnoticed until the FBI agent and scientists assigned to your very important death identified it after examining your skeletal remains.

Or you could become disillusioned or injured and decide to pursue an alternative career path. Whether you are sick and dying of boredom in a hospital, or you are in desperate need of something interesting to say about yourself in the "personal" section of your resume, you should consider becoming an expert paper-fighter-plane-builder using your impressive origami skills.

Say you're a fan of the JK-Su 27L Flanker:


During Barbri classes, YOU could create this masterpiece of origami outrageousness:



This skill would officially make you a hardcore badass. Just ask this guy:


Or, better yet, read his heartfelt testimony at http://www.fighterplaneorigami.com/. (Yes, there are people who devote their entire lives to this majestic art.)

You could make your skillset more academic by writing an informative article on paper airplane aerodynamics!

Or, simply throw them at other classmates during Barbri videos for a good laugh to stave off sleep or to communicate messages to that lame person who refuses to use a laptop during class (you know who you are).

Imagine, you could bring an example of your impressive and sophisticated work to an interview or a first date! In your spare time, you could even visit children's carnivals or sell them on the street to tourists for easy cash! The possibilities are endless - ENJOY!

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