Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Mourn The Boss

We're going to jump off of an unconfirmed cliff today and announce the timely passing of George Steinbrenner. [EDIT: It's confirmed.]

According to some reports, he was 80 years old and had a massive heart.  So I'm going to say that he died.  I saw it on twitter too, and we all know how true that is.

Steinbrenner was a crappy owner.  This is well documented.  In recent years people have praised "The Boss" (not this Boss or this Boss), but for a long time he was well despised.  Some highlights:
  • He fired Billy Martin five times - but in the end Billy won - he died first.  
  • He was suspended from baseball, but somehow came back.  
  • He fired Yogi Berra three weeks into a season and Yogi vowed never to return to Yankee Stadium so long as George owned the team.  He has since returned.  And Yankee Stadium is no longer standing.
  • There's more I won't recount here.
Steinbrenner also did some good things like:
  • Owned the Yankees while they won 7 world series and 11 pennants.
That's all.

Bye George, it's been fun knowing you.  Now the Yanks are going to wear a black armband for the rest of the season.

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