Today we have a guest submission from Benito Mario over at My Debtor's Prison blog.
Here are 10 simple ways to get out of your crushing student loan debt
1) Take out a commercial loan upon which you can default and pay your student loans - what's seven years of bad credit?
2) Move-in with relatives - doesn't have to be your mother, but I would start there
3) Sell your car - yeah your car's a piece of shit, but this is more to save on maintenance and insurance than the $400 for the rusty shell in which you lost your virginity
4) Move-in with rent-paying sig. other - Pretend you're a doctor. This is just until the loans are paid off then (if you're still together) you'll step up and be the bread winner.
5) Dump non-rent paying sig. other - And also generally purge the leaches and sycophants from your life
6) Get a second job. This is more to save on money you would spend in your free-time
7) Sell your TV - again nobody wants your piece of shit TV. But cable is expensive like a motherfucker and if you've got a computer and an internet connection...ever heard of hulu?
8) Medical Experiments - some even involve alchohol!
9) Sue your law school - hey, they materially misrepresented the value of the degree you just paid good money for.
10) Visit www.mydebtorsprison.com for the latest schemes, commentary and tips regarding student debt
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