Okay, so right now you probably feel like punching yourself in the face to stay awake . . . or because you're a sadomasochist. (Whatever floats your boat, just don't date my future children and we're cool.)
Instead of resorting to physical violence, I recommend beating the dead horse that is Representative Weiner's horrible twitter PR mishap. What boring torts hypothetical wouldn't be made more interesting by the careful placement of the two words - "Representative Weiner" - into each and every sentence?
Sure, you're a mature almost legal professional with none of the juvenile interest in prurient matters that would make hearing the phrase "Representative Weiner" seem hilarious to you. I'll let you keep pretending that you don't still use "your mom" jokes in everyday conversations.