The people in the row behind you will thank you for giving them something to distract them from their stagnant mental state. Plus, you can lawschoolnerdout by identifying all of the tortious conduct - assault, battery, defamation, slander, libel, etc. - during each episode!
You don't watch reality television, you say?
I myself did not watch reality television until a peroxide-bleached part-time chippendales dancer who runs a GNC in the mini-strip mall in my home town of 30,000 people was a contestant on ABC's True Beauty. (Seeing how well-stocked his Louis Vuitton murse is = priceless.)
Watching people act out horrific melodramas over small conflicts will benefit you in three ways:
1) as a deterrent - it will remind you of yourself during law school final exam periods and give you the incentive you need to not torture those around you in real life as you study for the bar exam;
2) as a self-esteem booster - it will make you feel like you are the most ethical, intelligent, non-douchey person in the world - seriously, compared to reality television stars, I walk around with a neon halo and save adorable babies from imminent death five times a day;
and
3) schadenfreude, anyone?
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