Thursday, May 26, 2011

Get Your Shop On

For those of you taking the New York class, things are probably settling in nicely.  You're learning torts from the weirdo who doesn't use an outline - don't worry, that will make more sense once you've filled in the blanks in an outline.  Until you get to DomRel of course. 

So you're in class and you're taking notes furiously.  That's gonna stop.  It stopped for us.  We were so bored, we got on group gchat.  And someone said, "The website StuffToDoDuringBarBri.com should really exist."  This domain was free, so we went with that instead.  And never looked back.  Just fill in the blanks and you'll be fine.

Now you need to know what to do.  Your first instinct is correct.  Run up more debt.  Go shopping.  There are plenty of fun ways to buy things that might be useful while in class.  For starters, you're not going to cook again for the next two months.  So get a Groupon.  It will make you feel good about eating in fancy restaurants while saving $10 per meal.  That's something.  And if you haven't bought a Groupon before, you should totally sign up through that, or this, link.

But food's not the only thing.  You need something for the evenings.  Amazon has an adult section.  With some decent sales.  It's quite the way to de-stress.  Just don't break any laws - you still have to pass character and fitness. 

There's also clothing shopping.  While it appears that Brooks Brothers has the occasional sale and Jos. A. Bank occasionally doesn't, those stores are out of your league.  (For what it's worth, I'm as shocked that Jos. A. Bank is a clothing store as I am that Sneaker Deposit is a bank).  No, you need to wear clothing that fits your current status - and you can only find that on Craig's List.  You can get person items, paintball t-shirts, wedding dresses, and a whole lot more. 

You can also use Craig's List to find someone to share that amazon purchase with, after a nice night out using your groupon

BarBri sucks - live a little. 

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