Iron Your Suit (Buy an Iron)

MA is sending out emails assigning the official swearing in dates and times. The options are 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and 1 p.m.-3 p.m., and the assignment appears to be based on alphabetical order. (These emails are proof that MA BBE is just lazy and/or full of Luddites.)

After you receive your email, you will remember that you have not had the best personal hygiene due to your obsession with predicting the impending doom of bar failure, and your suits are all crumpled in the bottom of your closet.

While you may be able to pull off the wrinkled look with panache, those of us who cannot carry it off should be buying professional grade irons or spending the $ on that sketchy dry cleaning place on the corner.



Or, if you would prefer to screw it and become the stuff of bar swearing-in ceremony legend, just wear this: