Use a Tactical Pen During Practice Exams

If you are taking the bar exam for the second, third, fourth, or fifth time, you're probably feeling frustrated. You need something to invigorate your studying and somehow imbue you with new skills and confidence. Enter the tactical pen.

You might remember tactical writing instruments from kindergarten disputes that got out of control and ended with ink or graphite bits lodged in someone's 6-year-old arm (news coverage of these events in Atlanta, Iowa, Indiana). Or maybe you had a young client who got tired of the legal advice he received from Yahoo! Answers and availed himself of your school's juvenile legal clinic. Maybe you even experienced a traumatic pencil- or pen-related injury as a child and have turned to the Facebook group, "People for the Prevention of Pencil Point Injuries," to cope.

I urge you to look beyond your past experiences and think about the future: the tactical writing instrument in YOUR HANDS . . .

during the bar exam. If Jason Bourne can do that much damage with a mere pen, think about how much damage you could do to commercial paper and civil procedure.

Just ask the makers of Tuff-Writer Tactical Pens:

"From Marines hunting terrorists in burning deserts, SAR expeditions in bone chilling mountains, SWAT officers executing high risk warrant service, EMTs functioning in extreme conditions, or a civilian working in a non-permissive environment. All of these special operations groups have something in common - they all require a pen that they can depend on. "

Consider the bar exam testing facility a "non-permissive environment."

Now, depending on your political views on tactical pen control, you might think that tactical pens should only be placed in the hands of trained experts.

Thankfully, these guys are here to help YOU become an expert in time for the exam!

The tactical pen can increase your fitness level, your self-confidence going into the exam and can even boost your positive impact on the world by donating to breast cancer (pink AND deadly)!

*Poster disclaims all liability for any untrained use of pink tactical pens against bar exam administrators.